Oh, son. You broke down the wrong door today.

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Aug 2

A man walked into his doctor’s office and said, “Just so you know, I have five penises.”

deuce-grady:

nick-the-mick:

“I see,” said the doctor, “But how do your trousers fit?!”

“Like a glove.” 

Bad…bad

Come on! Like a glove? I laughed out loud.